Day 19: Suspended Mycenaean loop

7am, I lept out of bed and cycled over the hill for a final swim in Nafplio, then back for a fine breakfast of Greek yoghurt, oats, honey and sweet cake with coffee. Feeling good!

I had a great chat with another hotel guest, Jeannette from Breda, and it would have been nice to stay around, but it was suddenly 11am, so I made my apologies and packed-up for the road. But not before stopping for a final fresh pear juice 👍

First port of call today was Tiryns, a UNESCO site and reputed home of Heracles, the mythical ‘biefstuk‘, later adopted by the Romans as their own hero/god, Hercules. There is so much history and lore around these parts that it’s impossible to keep on top of it all, and I certainly won’t be reproducing the stories and confusing genealogies here. Suffice to say for now, he was the illegitimate son of Zeus, and later killed his own wife and kids, leading to his ‘punishment’: the 12 labours, which are celebrated at various sites across Greece.

Tiryns is only 4km outside of Nafplio, along a ridiculously busy trunk road with a spartan hard shoulder. Suddenly there it was, with imposing walls screaming for attention.

Strangely though, apart from a departing French couple, I had the whole place to myself. There was a tiny wooden box office with one lady inside, and a comatose-looking groundsman lazily shuffling around, chain smoking in the shade. Nearby sat a huge ugly toilet block. It seemed the place has been forgotten and simply left to rot. There were no information signs or maps to explain what you are looking at, and the 4 Euro entry fee comes with a flimsy pamphlet that tells you very little. Wikipedia to the rescue. I wonder has anyone from UNESCO visited here recently because, if it were up to me, I would be aiming a lot of tough questions at the Greek antiquities department. Homer must be rolling in his grave.

Of the site itself, the walls are very impressive but they have, in my opinion, made a bad job of preserving them. The cement joints are very obvious, sloppy, and rob much of the character. Only small sections remain untouched and these really bring home how imposing this place must have been almost 5000 years ago. Certainly it would have been a daunting fortress to attack with just pointy sticks.

A lot of the internal structure felt reinterpreted, probably by over-zealous Victorians. There are many contemporary artifacts such as modern cement walls, and suspiciously placed stones that don’t seem to belong. The intention was probably to preserve the site from trampling tourists, but the execution leaves much to be desired. The most impressive part for me – the magazine with the stone roof – isn’t signposted at all, and I only found it accidentally, when I got lost looking for the exit.

Tiryns video will go here…when I have WiFi…

Before leaving I asked the ticket lady whether any sites near Mycenae would be open today. She said no. Looking at the map I decided it would be best to change tack and head south along the coast. Getting to the closed sites would require an inland trip on an univiting road in oppressive heat, and for little gain. The route back via Argos would necessitate cycling on a section of one of the main Greek motorways. If the main Mycenaean sites were open I would definitely chance it but, as-is, it would be a wasted effort. I’m definitely coming back to Nafplio though, so I’ll leave Mycenae for next time.

I gturned back to the coast and south to Lerna, where there is also a significant ancient site to explore. Much abuse from passing drivers. I am definitely allowed to cycle on that road, so fuck them. Keeping on my side of the hard shoulder, and not impinging on their space, my left leg, arm and face were lacerated by overgrown vegetation sticking out, and despite my ducking and weaving. Again, lots of rubbish was strewn along the road and horrific smells emanated from the many bins, all wide open in the 37 degree heat.

About halfway there, a car began to tail me. I was getting ready for more abuse, when it pulled-up and the window came down. It was a smiling Jeannette, my breakfast interlocutor! We both pulled over and had a good laugh about it before exchanging numbers. Then off she went to the airport, while I continued-on to Lerna, eager to enrich myself with some ancient history.

The site closes at 3.30pm and I got there with 20 minutes to spare. It was down a tiny dirt road, blink and you’d miss it.

I have to admit that I was somewhat shocked at the state of it. Again, the whole place was mine alone, and although it’s a fairly small site, the upkeep was decrepit to say the least. The provided leaflet for my 3 Euro gave one paragraph of general info. The information board had a map of the site, but it was faded and unreadable, there were no signs to tell me what I was looking at, and it was overgrown and generally chaotic. It is claimed that pottery as old as 7000 years was found there, but not a single piece was on display, nor were there any pictures of the finds.

Lerna video will go here…when I have WiFi…

Now, I’m not expecting perfection, but at least tell me something about the people who lived there, the purpose of the ancient structures, what artefacts were found, and maybe some of the associated mythology. Such a wasted opportunity! I had a quick look around before the solitary bored attendant told me he was closing the gate. I learned nothing from this visit, needing to consult Wikipedia to understand what I had just seen. Very disappointing!

Nevermind says I, there was a lovely coast road jaunt ahead, and once I got away from city traffic I was in cycling heaven. I loved it. Quiet, gently undulating roads hugging the shoreline, lots of deserted beaches, several of which drew me in for a quick swim. I was making great pace but, not wanting to hurry, I dismounted often to walk the bike while taking-in the awesome scenery. I’m amazed that I still haven’t met a single cyclist! Two Harley riders roared past me at one stage – I couldn’t help but think of that South Park episode: “Fags!” Later I passed them, parked-up, as one angrily kicked his engine. I resisted the temptation to say something snarky, but I gave a wink much to his displeasure. 😂

Pulling in to a remote beach bar to buy some water, the owner asked me where I was from, but misheard and loudly proclaimed how much he loved Reykjavík. When I corrected him he said he preferred Dublin all along, but Belfast was in his heart because that’s where Linfield F.C. are based, and his knowledge of geography is based solely on football clubs. He was hilarious, obviously a very happy man, and why wouldn’t he be, to live and work in such an idyllic place.

I moved on about 10km further south and came across an unnamed beach with huge waves, populated by windsurfers. I took a dip and decided to stay at a nearby campground. After haggling the lady down to 10 Euro – still pricey for my tiny tent – I pitched-up under a lime tree and went to find some dinner.

The nearest beach restaurant closed much earlier than expected, and the next one down the road was hosting a private party only. So I walked to the nearest town, Astros, where I found a busy outdoor bar showing the AEK – Olympiakis game. A biftek and beer later I was one of the lads and feeling quite good about it.

Before leaving I wrangled a couple of shots of tequila and triple sec from the barman – poured into an empty water bottle. I drifted back to my tent and squeezed a fresh lime from the tree into the mix, shaking it up. I sipped on the beach, scanning the Milky Way while reflecting on the day, and planning my assault on Monemvasia tomorrow.

I’m making great time, the legs are again happy to provide all the power I need, and overall I’m feeling top dollar! I keep asking myself why I don’t just stay on tour permanently.

Maybe this time I will.

Lazing in Nafplio

Today’s plan was to take the unladen bike on a circuit of the hills, to include Tyrins, Argos and the Archaeological site of Mycenae. The main site is temporarily closed unfortunately, but there are other interesting ruins in the area, including the Tomb of Agamemnon. He’s the guy that oversaw the sacking of Troy. All that trouble over one woman. Some things never change! 😄

Breakfast was served on the veranda where I was able to catch up on some work mails. The weather was perfect again, 35 degrees predicted for later.

But first, a dip at that awesome swimming hole just over the hill. A large group of older local ladies, all wearing hats and sunglasses, chattered over each other while floating in a circle. At one point, when I got too close, I felt a little exposed, in a ‘young man!’ kind of way.

I was happy to hang out snd soak it all up, perched on a rock, then dive into the water when the sun became too hot, wallowing like an upturned anorexic Nessie sporting a glowing white beer belly. I would periodically cycle back to town for a fresh pear juice. Rinse and repeat for the day. Just lovely. Archeology can wait.

The only times I broke this pleasant loop were to chat with some other tourists, who seemed drawn to me by my still pearlescent-blue Northern skin (and thus obvious non-Greekness), and that one time I opted for banana over pear. Tough decison!

After dinner, I looked-up Daniel, a Dutch crusty who was performing with his street theatre crew, and with whom I had a lively chat earlier.

We all headed for the bar, me thinking there would be wild travel stories to be told. But instead I had to listen to another series of droning rants about face masks being tools of government control. So, let’s this straight: the world economy was deliberately crashed to spite our inconsequential lives? Get real! What struck me most was the utter selfishness; all that ‘thinning the herd’ bollocks.

Thankfully I remembered that I had some vodka and Kahlua left over from Paros, and had lugged the bottles over the mountains to Nafplio. So I left to buy a litre of fresh milk, and sat outside the hotel going all ‘Geoffrey Lebowski‘ while exchanging pleasantries with other guests.

Day 18: Epidaurus and Nafplio

I was woken by a strange whizzing sound. When I peered out of the tent I was amazed to see one of the German caravaners sweating it out on an exercise bike. This made no sense to me. If you’re going to drive all that way, why not bring a real bike? There are plenty of nice quiet roads around, of various difficulty, and with great views on all sides. Mind you, he had a shiny new moped parked nearby. None of my business of course, I just found it curious.

It wasn’t a particularly friendly vibe at that campsite, so I just packed up and left, without breakfast. This decision would haunt me later.

My first stop was for a swim at the sunken city of Epidaurus, just off the existing, ancient town. I had no snorkeling gear so I didn’t find any treasure, but I was surrounded by darting fish that were not afraid to tickle me. It was almost sensual. Almost.

I then peddled to the Little Theatre of Epidaurus nearby, which was closed for renovation, but impressive nonetheless. There are some ancient tombs in the vicinity, but I decided to keep focus and make a beeline for the larger, definitely more famous Ancient Theatre of the Asklepieion, about 25km away.

Little Theatre of the Ancient City of Epidaurus

The whole journey was uphill, not very steep, but it required sustained effort in the baking, static heat. It wasn’t long before I regretted skipping breakfast. I simply ran out of energy, and drinking water alone only made things worse as I sweated out my salts. Passing trucks and busses, spewing huge amounts of black diesel exhaust, made it all the more unpleasant. I stopped frequently, also to take snaps of the many dollhouse chapels along the way.

So I wasn’t surprised to arrive late, but not before buying a 4kg bag of ice at a garage. Stuffing the cubes into my water bottles, it wasn’t long before they melted, and I spent a while under the shade of a tree sipping dissolved electrolyte tablets while eating the only salty food I could buy there: cheesy biscuits. I lashed the bag of ice to my bike, and it came in very handy!

When I finally arrived at the amphitheater I reluctantly paid the 12 euro entrance fee. I mean, it’s amazing and all, but the price of entry is extortionate. Somebody is clearly coining it.

Ancient Theatre of the Asklepieion at Epidaurus

There weren’t many people there, but strangely they were mostly whispering amongst themselves, as if afraid that the world- renowned acoustics of the place would spill their secrets to the universe. I was having none of it. I didn’t come this far not to make a noise…

Prizes for spotting the source of this quote!

On leaving, I passed a large hotdog stand, which was the only place serving food. Needing a decent shot of salt, I ordered a hotdog. Normally I wouldn’t touch the things, but I was desperate so paid the Euro 4.70 asking price. It was pure dogshit: a stale, hard bun and a cold sausage, nothing else. After one bite I asked for my money back. Chaos ensued. Not only did he refuse to refund me, he actually called the police!

I didn’t know this until the cop car pulled-up. I thought they might have quizzed me on why I’m cycling around during a pandemic, but they didn’t give a shit, and indeed seemed to give the owner the third degree, in Greek, for wasting their time. I called him a crook and I was very reluctantly given 3 Euro back, which I regarded as a symbolic victory. See, I am stubborn!

I was then presented with a quandary: take the long way on back roads to a campground south of Nafplio, or head straight there via the main highway. I scanned the surrounding mountains. Seeing a huge ascent on the backroads, I took my chances on the highway, and I’m glad I did.

Taking a detour to a supermarket to load-up on sandwich ingredients and chocolate milk, I gave myself a huge energy boost which allowed me to travel the 27km to Nafplio in just under an hour. I finally felt that I was moving. This tour is underway!

Cycling on Greek highways is not illegal, but I suspect this is because nobody ever does it, and they just haven’t gotten around to legislating for it. Nevertheless I was slightly worried that I might be pulled over. But, apart from the odd honk from a bemused motorist, all went smoothly and I could avail of the generous hard shoulder.

Arriving in Nafplio shortly after 4pm I immediately fell in love with the place. What a gorgeous town! Immersed in history and not afraid to express it, without being tacky. The tiny streets immediately made me feel welcome. I stopped to have a freshly squeezed pear juice, resolving right then to stay the night. A cute little hotel duly obliged.

After dumping my bags I headed for the local swimming hole, which was a sight to behold.

Lolling around in the deep water was pure bliss and, floating nonchalantly with face to the sky, I found myself selfishly hoping that a new lockdown would be announced tomorrow. I would then have the perfect excuse to stay here for the duration.

In any case, I’m definitely coming back to Nafplio. And soon.

In the meantime I decided to stay a few days. My plan was always to explore Argos and Mykines, just north of here, but now I can leave the bags at the hotel and really zip around between the ancient tombs.

Later, I had dinner outside a tiny side-street restaurant, then headed to the waterfront to sip fresh margaritas served with slices of melon and nectarine. Just perfect! Such a relaxed atmosphere, I even enjoyed the Bossa-Nova versions of Britney Spears’ greatest hits. Hit me baby one more time 🙂

There are few tourists here, but they seem older and more cultured than the island hoards. I chatted with a Dutch couple on honeymoon then flitted back to the hotel. I haven’t felt this contented in years, possibly ever.

Life is good. I know I’m a lucky bastard, but I’m not going to waste it. It doesn’t hurt that all the women here are beautiful! 😍

Today’s Route:

Day 17: Hitting The Peloponnese

In order to get to my starting point, the tiny Island of Poros, I first needed to make it to the main Greek port of Piraeus, stay overnight, then hop on the early morning ferry across the Saronic Gulf.

On the Paros-Piraeus leg I couldn’t help thinking that the ferries may be a prime contributor to the rising Covid cases here. There were stops at Mykonos and Siros, with plenty of passenger mixing, and poor enforcement of the mask rules. You need to complete a Covid declaration form before boarding, but what’s the point when hoards of English and Italian tourists run around with exposed noses? It all felt rather chaotic. I wasn’t impressed, and I was annoyed to be stopped from standing on the outside deck, away from the multitude of Covidiots.

In contrast, the Greeks themselves are all wearing masks, and maintain good physical distancing, even the young, who are being scapegoated elsewhere.

A great thing about the ferries is that they transport bicycles for free. On the big boats you enter the car deck and must lash the bike to a fixing. Pretty painless. On the smaller passenger only boats, you gotta take your chances finding a place amongst the commercial cargo. In both cases you need to be fast, because these guys have a busy schedule and don’t mess around. Thankfully I’m travelling fairly light again, and can rip the bags off the bike in a second. Still, I always feel that I can lose a few extra grams here-and-there. It’s becoming an obsession.

Disembarking at Piraeus around 7.30pm it became immediately obvious that this is not a cycling town. Apart from the heavy car and truck traffic, swarms of mopeds weaved around at crazy speeds. I took my chances initially, but I just wasn’t welcome on the road, being treated with a mixture of bemusement and irritation by passing drivers.

Piraeus – That traffic, jeez!

Luckily, I had booked a cheap hotel near the port, so I could walk the bike there in no time. It felt wise to leave my mask affixed, not in fear of the plague, but against the particulate pollution, which quickly dirtied the cloth. After checking-in I went for a walk around to find food. Let’s not beat about the bush: Piraeus is a dirty city, with shocking levels of deprivation for an EU country. The port itself is now owned by the Chinese, a concerning outcome from the recent economic disaster.

The Piraeus Port Hotel was quite nice though, and I had a comfortable sleep followed by an early morning walk which confirmed my observations from the night before. I didn’t see a single bicycle anywhere, only many, many mopeds. In the Netherlands these are called ‘bromfiets‘, literally ‘smoke bikes’, and for good reason.

After breakfast I side-saddled down to the port to buy a ferry ticket. The woman in the travel agent tried to overcharge me by 20 Euro, claiming the extra cost was for the Covid form. I stood my ground and she relented. It’s not a good look for Greeks when they try to pull this shit. Even on Paros, the kiosk owners clearly bumped the prices for tourists, which is disappointing. But I’m a stubborn bastard at the best of times, and I’m not afraid to confront an obvious attempt at ripoff.

Getting the hell out of Piraeus

Flinging my bike off the boat at Poros, the portside cafes were packed with midday drinkers. Loud Brummie accents dominated, and a few of them sarcastically commented on my setup, without the slightest hint of irony. Enjoy diabetes you fat bastards! I cycled along the waterfront and found a quiet pavement cafe where I had a lovely breakfast and generally sorted my shit.

Behind me was another loudmouth Brit proudly declaring his whacky belief that Coronavirus is a tool of government control, and that the common cold kills more people. I couldn’t help but guffaw loudly, to which he took umbrage. I continued to munch on my toast as he lost his shit, my silence only serving to amplify his stupidity. In the end I told him to mind his own business, leaving his wife looking mortified. Shame she married such a tosser.

Fed and watered, I lashed the bags to the velocipede and trundled over to catch the 10 minute ferry to the mainland, costing just Euro 1.80. Immediately I set off north along the coast road, aiming for Bekas beach where I hope to camp. It’s within spitting distance of the ancient amphitheatre at Epidaurus, where I want to check the acoustics at first light tomorrow.

Pedalling steadily with impressive mountain views to the left, the first thing I noticed was the amount of rubbish – many plastic bags and bottles, tin cans, coffee cups, nappies and bags of crap – strewn along each side of the road. Every few kilometres sat forlorn-looking large wheelie bins that, judging by the smell, have never been emptied. Rodents scurried away as I approached. Not very pleasant. C’mon Greece, surely you can do better than this!? Gorgeous views ruined by an epidemic of littering. Very sad.

Two frequent sights on Greek roads – Dollhouse chapels and litter. Lots of it.

Another common site on Greek roads are mini ‘dollhouse’ chapels. I had read about these, but didn’t expect to see so many. I whizzed-by quite a few of them before deciding to stop and take photos. These not only commemorate people who have been killed at these spots, but are also erected by thankful accident survivors, or just people looking for divine intercession. Some are quite ornate, others are very old and decrepit. But, amazingly, ALL of them have a burning candle inside, meaning that they are tended every day, no matter how remote. Sometimes there are pieces of paper stuffed in the doors, presumably prayer notes. I will try to catalogue the more interesting ones when time allows, but they can be easy to miss.

There are also larger chapels along the road that seem to be dedicated by families of young people who died tragically. Some of these are open and, in a few cases, passers-by are welcome to sleep in them for the night (according to Greek cyclist I emailed a few months ago).

Apart from these, there is a glut of unfinished houses strewn across the landscape, usually perched so as to give an unhindered sea view. An ugly side effect of Greek hubris. It seems that planning permission is not a thing here, nor long-term thinking. From my perspective, these will make convenient sleeping spots in a bind, but they do ruin the landscape.

After about 20km the stiff sea breeze began to subside and the route veered inland and up. Very up! Two long and winding climbs made me really sweat in the 35 degree static heat, and some of these were hairy because, although the road traffic was light and the road surface good, there are steel barriers either side which leave little room for error. Sometimes I had to swerve to avoid getting snagged in bushes, and there were frequent fresh rockfalls from the surrounding cliffs. At some points I could hear the rocks cracking above me, which was quite eerie, as was the wind whistling through the road signs, making sounds that would be perfect for a horror movie.

New road, sucky hard shoulder

I also ran out of water, which might have been a good thing because I was guzzling way too much, risking hyponatremia, acute sodium deficiency which tends to be the main killer of neurotic people dancing on ecstasy.

Eventually I found the turnoff for Bekas beach and it was a gloriously steep descent to the sea. I cycled straight onto the shingle beach and jumped into the choppy sea, fully clothed and much to the amusement of the parked-up Germans in their ridiculously fancy camper vans. Woosies!

It was a heavenly dip though.

Curious eyes continued to scan me as I pitched my tiny tent and collapsed inside to gulp down some electrolytes. I needed them, as I excreted so much salt that it caked my clothes.

It’s got electrolytes…

I didn’t see a single cyclist today. People look at me as if I’m crazy, but I’m enjoying the trip already. If I survive this I’ll be fit as a butcher’s dog.

Time for some food and a beer. Tomorrow I attack the mountains up to Epidaurus, only 8 km away but looking like a daunting climb. Then to Nafplion and starting down the coast road of the first of the three ‘fingers’ of Peloponnese.

Today’s Route:

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Greece: The un-aimed arrow never misses

Prague Castle

The Physicist Blaise Pascal wrote: “All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone“.

As much as I love living in Prague, sitting around is no longer sustainable. Solo cycling presents miniscule risk of contagion, so it’s time to re-don helmet and resume my tour. The Oracle beckons!

I had hoped to spend Easter 2020 completing the stage from Belgrade to Skopje and Thessaloniki. As the situation is still rather febrile in the Balkans, I don’t want to be crossing any land borders right now, so I’m flying directly to Greece to complete my circuit of the Peloponnese, and maybe further afield.

I still aim to get back to Belgrade by bike, if that will even be possible this year. We’ll see.

The remnants of my life now stuffed into a Prague storage unit, it’s carpe diem or something. Let’s just get this show back on the road!

September 1st-8th will be downtime on the Island of Paros, hanging out with my buddy Adrian, finishing work projects, getting acclimatised to the heat, and generally shaping-up. I have a monster food baby after lockdown – at least 80% Gorgonzola – and it’s gotta go.

Then it’s off to The Peloponnese, starting at the eastern edge and taking a clockwise coastal circuit, with occasional forays inland and to the mountains.

I’ve mapped out a list of the main archaeological sites I want to see, but mostly I’ll be keeping a loose schedule, leaving plenty of time for sipping Frappés, jumping into the sea, and generally acting the maggot.

The bike, after several rebuilds, is running smooth as Serbian butter and has been heavily trialed over the hills of Prague, and south along the river Vltava. I’m still impressed with the Big Apple tyres. They roll!

And no, it’s not a mid life crisis. That was at least 15 years ago. I have the synthesizers to prove it.

A victory for hubris over good sense? Time will tell. My Covid test came back negative, and I have no antibodies. What a good lad I’ve been! If there’s another lockdown in Greece, I’ll just rent an apartment and work from here for a few months.

First stop – the Island of Paros. See you there.