in BikeHobo, Prague-Vienna-Bratislava-Budapest

The man of the house made me breakfast, apologising that his wife was away. He shouldn’t have. After stuffing myself with varieties of breads, cheeses, meats and coffee, as I left he handed me a packed lunch. What a host!

Cycling conditions were perfect – sun blazing, a light breeze, birds singing and the road completely to myself. I shall be dining in the Slovak capital by noon!

The ‘road’ to Bratislava

After 20km or so the cycle path became gravel, and a detour was needed at the village of Stopfenreuth, where a new section is being constructed. The busy main road took me over the Danube via the Hainburg bridge.

River Danube from the Hainburg Bridge

Then it was back onto paved, tree-lined cycle path, along which there were many exchanged pleasantries ‘Grüß Gott’ (‘God bless’). Soon enough, the Danube opened in front of me as I made comfortable pace along it’s south bank.

The mighty Danube

While stopped to admire the view, a heavily-laden tourer pulled-up to chat. Mike is from Dresden and also headed to Budapest. We rode together onwards to Bratislava, arriving by 11am to share some breakfast beers and stories. 7 euro for 4 large beers and 2 Kofolas. Beat that!

I wanted to look around town, so we exchanged numbers and agreed to meet up for drinks in Budapest.

Mike from Dresden. And you thought I was carrying a lot of stuff!

Bratislava is a pretty town. There was a food fair in the centre where I munched on a humongous blue cheese burger.

Passers-by came up to talk about the bike and they all wished me luck. There’s a young, friendly vibe. I’ll be back!

I weaved around the hoards of tourists in the historic centre (video to come…) then headed for the river to continue towards Hungary. I now had a decision to make – should I stay on the northern Slovak bank, or the southern Hungarian side.

Both routes have their pros and cons – principally a choice between unpaved surface or more hills. Unable to decide, I flipped a coin which directed me towards Gyor in Hungary. So, no more hills, thankfully.

The track out of Bratislava is also built on top of a dyke, and the headwind had picked-up again. One unfortunate side effect of this onslaught was a severe case of ‘jogger’s nipple‘.

On I went until I reached a town called – wait for it – Mosonmagyaróvár. This is a typical Hungarian resort town specialising in dentistry, and catering mostly for Austrians and Italians looking for well-being on-the-cheap.

Wild camping in Hungary is illegal and risky. I was passed by at least two forest patrols, who slowed to stare. State-fed paranoia about ‘illegal’ immigration (which is really an anti-Islamic moral panic) has led to these patrols being intensified and bolstered by private security who are hell-bent on catching migrants or, it seems, anyone else they can beat-up.

So I cycled around and found a sign for an official campsite, part of a gargantuan, run-down communist-era thermal hotel. 6 euro to pitch my tent, with free use of the spa. I had to indulge.

The place is so huge that I got lost looking for the pool. When I eventually found it, there were seven to choose from, of varying temperatures and populations of pot-bellied guests. I spent 20 minutes soaking in the hot sulphur spring and went for dinner in town. My nipples felt much better 😛

No idea how far I cycled today, but it’s easily pushing 100 km. Tomorrow’s target is Esztergom which is 120 km away. I need to get there to have a reasonable chance of hitting Budapest by lunchtime Saturday.

No problem! 😉